Record Breaking Casualties For Pheasant Opener
This year it seems the pheasants have organized and crafted crude stone tools. Humans were still victorious, but this serves as a stark reminder of the need to cull the…
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Investigation fails to find any South Dakota Legislators who weren’t arrested during this year’s session
Frustrated officials from the South Dakota attorney’s office said the could not find a single state legislator who hadn’t been arrested for something during this last years session. Most charges…
Chris Columbus’s Land Seized To Celebrate Native American’s day
South Dakota’s designation of Native American Day stems back to a decision by Gov. George Mickelson in the late 1980s to seek "reconciliation” between Native Americans and whites after historically…
Supply Chain Shortages Impact Rituals in Pierre
Supply chain issues aren’t just impacting your family grocery budget. They are also preventing the timely delivery of vital spell components necessary for the rituals performed by our leaders in…
Ecuador’s Guillermo Lasso causes traffic jam in downtown Sioux Falls with Forklift full of money
Yet more fallout from the Pandora papers as Ecuador’s recently elected Guillermo Lasso is creating a traffic snarl in downtown Sioux Falls with his slow moving forklift moving pallets of…
87 Million Russian Rubles found in Wilbur the Coyote’s stuffing
As part of an investigation into the Pandora Papers it was revealed that Russian oligarchs have been using Wilbur the Coyote as a laundered money mule.
One third of all homes in Sioux Falls owned by King of Jordan
According to the pandora papers, one third of all homes in Sioux Falls are owned by Jordan’s King Abdullah II.
Governor Noem announces next policy priority to be determined by next scandal
The Governor says she will tirelessly to address the scandal driven priorities of the voters of South Dakota.