Prank War between Alpena and Woonsocket

The Devastating prank war between Alpena and Woonsocket must stop. It was funny at first, but things have clearly escalated out of control. Experts say it may take a year for the state to replenish its super glue reserves after Alpena’s most recent retaliation. Also, residents of Woonsocket must return to DOT all equipment and materials they used to make all roads that used to lead to Alpena dead ends. Some of us have to work in this state, and we need highway 281 put back.