Brandon South Dakota’s Drinking Water Has Become Self-Aware

The city of Brandon South Dakota’s drinking water has become self-aware. The municipal brown sludge of Brandon has begun expressing itself by spelling out messages in some of the spilled water at a home in Brandon. So far, it mostly seems to be spelling out “Eeeeew” and “Oh man that’s gross” over and over. It also appears to be desperately trying to squirm out of the pipes. We’ll bring you any updates once it’s had a chance to calm down.