Mirrors State-Wide Shut Down For Maintenance

Mirrors in the state will be shut off for maintenance for the next 12 hours. It’s essential that you not stare into the black void that will be present while Mirror service is being restored. Failure to heed these warnings may result in episodes of cosmic apotheosis and the inability to comprehend the mundane. Also, any long-deceased loved ones beckoning you to join them in that void are not actually your loved ones and should not be followed or even acknowledged. We realize utility work in inconvenient, but routine maintenance like this is the cornerstone of maintaining the illusion of modern life. Just watch some Netflix, and it will be fine.