Governor Declares Family Seated In Front Of Her Family At Olive Garden “A Riot”

The Governor has declared the Paulsen family, “A Riot.” The Paulson family pleaded with authorities that they had been seated first as a state trooper in head to toe in army surplus combat armor clubbed each of them in the head followed by an officer spraying each family member in the face with mace spray. When a hostess attempted to intervene, she was taken down by two military contractors with dogs who dragged her screaming into the parking lot to a group of clustered armored vehicles. The hostess faces charges of Riot Boosting and could face up to 20 years in state prison.