Team America World Police Request SD Taxpayer Funding

Team America World Police Request SD Taxpayer Funding

The launch bay in Abraham Lincoln’s mouth at Rushmore requires taxpayers money to repair according to Team America World Police Representative Gary Johnston. It’s been 15 years since the last major renovation of our headquarters in Mt Rushmore when our facilities had to largely be rebuilt after the cowardly suicide bombing by Michael Moore. Team America is out there every day, defending freedom. A lot of people have forgotten about puppet-based terrorism, but not us. Kim Jong-il in roach form is still out there somewhere in space, and we also have Kim Jung-un to worry about here on earth. So I’m here today asking South Dakota taxpayers for 8.4 million dollars in legacy upkeep costs for our facilities.




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