South Dakota Future Crimes Division

Please be advised: The South Dakota Future Crimes Division wishes everyone would make up their mind. From Attorney General Jason R. Ravnsborg’s press release: “I wish you scatterbrains would make up your damn minds. I mean, are you or aren’t you going to rob that convenience store? It’s not a trick question. We send a team to intercept you, and then you’re all like. ‘Nah, I’m gonna get DQ instead.’ Seriously. A life-altering decision about committing a felony and you’re like, ‘na dilly bar?’ WTF is wrong with you people?!?”