State Officials Unveil “Don’t Think About It” Highway Signs

As an alternative to the states “Think” signs that mark where someone was killed on the highway, State officials have announced today the unveiling of a new series of signs designed to mark the site we’re public officials killed people on the highway. These “Don’t Think About It” signs are designed to remind peasants that their lives are but fleeting playthings of their public officials and overlords.

“I think it’s good to remind the public that they can be killed at any time by a powerful public official on a whim. Helps them remember their place”. — Jason Ravnsborg




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