Noem Mind Shield

Governor Noem Unleashes Telecnetic Mind Shield

In order to do battel with the forces of demonic weed sniffers in the South Dakota State Legislature Governor Noem has revealed her newest supper power. A telekinetic mind shield. Game Master’s across the state have analyzed the photo taken by the Argus Leader of Noem using this power and have speculated that it offers +5 defense against reasonable arguments.





2 responses to “Governor Noem Unleashes Telecnetic Mind Shield”

  1. Marcus

    The “supper power” is a powerful weapon indeed. Noem considers herself the “Founder of the Feast” and we should be thankful for the scraps that fall from her holy table.

  2. Mike

    I’ve never seen anyone get smarter injecting Botox

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