HyVee of South Dakota introduces UFO Charging Stations in Parking Lots.

Hyvee has been a real trendsetter by providing charging stations for electric cars and it’s parking lots. Now this regional trailblazer is opening up a totally new market by offering charging stations for UFOs. Greg Stevenson of HyVee said “ we want to be the neighborhood market for your community no matter what galaxy or dimension you’re from.”

Well local extra dimensional beings are excited they’ll want to remember that they are dealing with limited Earth C136 technology. If your craft is powered by dark matter, antimatter, A mother box, or a micro-verse, you’ll need an adapter.

“These Mark IV Protoss Pylons use psychic energy so you might need the adapter, available on Amazon, if your craft uses super science or dark arts.”






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