Happy Alternate Earth Day!

YANKTON, Greater Dakota- Governor Ghostface Killa has issued a proclamation declaring today Alternate Earth Day. To celebrate, he has ordered that a hand full of Green House Gas eating Nano bots be released into our earth’s atmosphere as a sign of mercy and friendship.

“looks like you folks could use all the help you can get.” The Governor said before ingesting a medicinal LSD tab aboard his private Zephyr.

Happy Alternate Earth Day!

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