South Dakota National Guard Available For Rent

For just $50 per hour you can own your very own South Dakota National Guard mercenary. Wrap your self or your pet cause in the legitimacy of American soldiers today!

(food, ammo, and armored vehicles sold separately, other restrictions apply.)

South Dakota National Guard Available For Rent

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