Necessary Human Sacrifices Finally Produce Drought Relief in South Dakota

After weeks of offering children, animals, and random interlopers unfortunate enough to wander into their village, the great Elsersquid in the sky has granted the payers of the faithful rural farmers of South Dakota who still honor the old ways.


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