Sioux Falls LGBTQ Community Converted by New Chick-fil-A in Less Than 24 Hours

Seeing the error of their ways by the Devine light of God’s chosen chicken, all members of the LGBTQ community have immediately adopted the heterosexual normative life style.

“I just can’t get enough of these chicken sandwiches… oh and penis” said one local former lesbian.

In other unrelated news, the local art, entertainment, music, and culture scene has completely collapsed.





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