Treason’s Greetings from the Trump Family

On the first day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
A tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the second day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the third day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Six aides a-leaking,
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Seven rallies raging,
Six aides a-leaking,
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Eight tweets a-trending,
Seven rallies raging,
Six aides a-leaking,
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Nine judges judging,
Eight tweets a-trending,
Seven rallies raging,
Six aides a-leaking,
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Ten lawyers lawyering,
Nine judges judging,
Eight tweets a-trending,
Seven rallies raging,
Six aides a-leaking,
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Eleven pundits spinning,
Ten lawyers lawyering,
Nine judges judging,
Eight tweets a-trending,
Seven rallies raging,
Six aides a-leaking,
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Trump gave to me:
Twelve Trump Towers towering,
Eleven pundits spinning,
Ten lawyers lawyering,
Nine judges judging,
Eight tweets a-trending,
Seven rallies raging,
Six aides a-leaking,
Five border walls!
Four golfing trips,
Three red hats,
Two beauty queens,
And a tweetstorm from a golden phone.

Treason’s Greetings from the Trump Family
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