We’re celebrating a turd
Nature fun fact
Compromise reached with the giant sentient telepathic bees that now control Elk Point
Yes master buzz buzz.
Life imitates art
SDDP Children’s Science Corner
Pull up a chair children.
Roosters are Awesome!
Yeah here comes the rooster.
Supply Chain Shortages Impact Rituals in Pierre
Supply chain issues aren’t just impacting your family grocery budget. They are also preventing the timely delivery of vital spell components necessary for the rituals performed by our leaders in Pierre year round. If our social betters continue to struggle to find simple components to appease the even darker forces just beneath the surface of […]
Lincoln County Deputies Arrest Black Hole for Violating the Laws of Gravity and Space Time
On 8/24/2021 at 11:10 AM, Lincoln County Deputies followed up with information they had gained from a prior case in Harrisburg. During this investigation, two individuals were subsequently arrested in the 800 block of South Cliff Ave in Harrisburg.Deputies arrested a 27-year-old male black void from Harrisburg that had nine warrants from four separate counties […]
Group protests against Hand Washing at Sanford Health
More than 100 people gathered outside Sanford USD Medical Center Friday in Sioux Falls to protest the healthcare organization’s hand washing policy for employees.
Governor Noem Orders All History Books Burned
Get out the marshmallows it’s finally time for a book burning in South Dakota. “ I don’t understand history and I need to protect our children from understanding it” – Gov Noem.