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Forced birthers recruit attorney general who defends forced catheterization to harass signature gatherers
Forced catheterization advocate Attorney General Marty Jackley has been recruited by forced birth Nazis to engage in a harassment campaign against South Dakota citizens trying to exercise their fundamental rights under the South Dakota state constitution. With zero evidence presented, the attorney general has sent a letter alleging that signature gatherers for the amendment to…
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SDDOT Name the snowplow contest begins
OK internet time to do your thing.
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Younger losing more money to scammers than older folks in South Dakota
Oh, South Dakota. Land of Mt. Rushmore, the Badlands, and apparently now, where millennials are getting scammed left, right and center. According to Sioux Falls’ finest, the Better Business Bureau, our tech-savvy youngsters are falling prey to scams more often than their wiser, older counterparts. The times, they are a-changin’. Let’s get one thing straight.…
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LGBTQ+ Hate Group Rebrands to Family Voice
So, what’s in a name, eh? Well, for the former Family Heritage Alliance, now donning the fresh new moniker “Family Voice,” apparently a heck of a lot. Meet Norman Woods, the man at the helm of this conservative Christian ship, who recently sought to shed light on the rebranding decision. He wants you to know…
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All Treats: Halloween Memes 2023
There were too many memes for the feed. Enjoy 😊 💀👻🎃👻💀
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That was fast: Dave Roetman resigned after social media posts
Well, that was a whirlwind. Looks like Dave Roetman’s brief stint with the North Dakota Republican Party (NDGOP) was more of a sneak preview than a feature presentation. After some rather unsavory social media posts resurfaced, Roetman made an abrupt exit from the spotlight Monday, leaving his freshly printed business cards and a trail of…
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State Sen. Michael Rohl Calls Direct Democracy “Evil”
Well, folks, here’s a spicy nugget from the State Capitol: our dear State Senator Michael Rohl has drummed up a fresh take on direct democracy. In what might be a plot twist straight out of a dystopian novel titled “Attack of the Elected Officials,” Rohl has called citizen-originated ballot measures an “evil” we must bear.…
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Noem urging the NCAA to rewrite its Transgender Student Athlete Policy
In a surprising turn of events that had absolutely nothing to do with being bored during a coffee break, Governor Kristi Noem recently took it upon herself to lead a Republican governors’ power team—not to be mistaken for the 90s sensation Power Rangers. Their quest? To urge the NCAA to rewrite its Transgender Student Athlete…
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Rapid City Billboard Calls Attention to Pedophiles
With the Rapid City Diocese dancing a liturgical polka around the issue of whether or not Mulloy’s past transgressions warrant his suspension, they remind us of a matador skillfully dodging an angry bull. “Can’t prove he did it, can’t prove he didn’t – better to be safe than sorry,” seems to be the mantra here,…
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Funding in doubt for hugely impactful US health program
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it seems there’s a catfight in the House over PEPFAR— no, not a new brand of low-calorie cat food, but the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief. Yes folks, that’s the program that’s allegedly been so busy saving the world, it forgot to save itself. Remember the good ol’ days of…
