If a man strikes you on the right cheek, shoot him.
A reading from the Book of Steve.
Seriously you’re freaking out over nothing. Nothing was in your kitchen touching all of your clean silverware. Nothing is hiding on the ceiling of your living room.
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A state spokesman says, “everything is fine. Hey! Look over there! A transgender child is trying to learn! Get ‘em!”
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I wish this was a joke but it's absolutely real.